Sigh!

Life getting you down?

Feeling depressed?

Just wish it was over?

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large predators to your location to ensure

you are most thoroughly and completely DEAD.

Chomp, chomp and your troubles are over.

"why suffer, when you can be supper"

CALL NOW! 1-800-MrDeath

or email us at homelessinabbotsford@hotmail.com